One of the Coreys

Although I never met Corey Haim in person, I did get the chance to meet Corey Feldman years ago. Being the huge Goonie fan that I am, I was SO excited to meet "Mouth" and he was super cool in person. His band was scheduled to play at a bar, but the gig got cancelled for some monetary dispute. I happened to run into him outside and for some reason turned into his bestie. I called out to him, "Hey Corey! What happened? You got screwed, man!" What is wrong with me? Seriously. I need help.