Don't Tell Me What To Do

I'm sure it's no surprise that I don't like being told what to do - I mean, who would? What's got me in a tizzy lately are people who tell you to call them. I'm sorry - did they break their fingers? Are they trapped under something heavy? Did they lose my number? Why must I call them? Why can't they call me? Or text me? It's not hard. If a conversation ends with, "OK, call me later" I will make a mental note to never call this person again. All right, I know, that was drastic, but you get my point. Life is hard enough - why do I need a million bosses? I've got enough right now, thankyouverymuch.