Hello and welcome to the early edition of Saturday's Wrap Up (
due to my trip this weekend):
Yes, Hilary, we get it. You have breasts. You're more than just a two-time Oscar winner. Now go put on some clothes.
Whoever thought it was a good idea to give Kathy Ireland a microphone and interview people on live TV needs to be fired. She was SO awful I can't even properly express how bad she was.
Don't try to fool us, Evil Kelly. No one is blowing kisses to you. Nice try.
You know, the first fashion rule every big girl (
or just girl, for that matter) learns is that horizontal stripes are NOT our friend.
Evan's face terrifies me. It gives me almost as many nightmares as Shaun White. Can you imagine them posing together? It would haunt me the rest of my life. Evan looks like a walking wax figure and now that he's on DWTS I'm going to have to see his stupid face on commercials during my beloved
Grey's Anatomy. Damnit.
Yes, Hilary, we get it. You have breasts. You're more than just a two-time Oscar winner. Now go put on some clothes.
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