Friday, March 5, 2010

Celebrity Wrap Up - Saturday Edition

Hello and welcome to Saturday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. I was wondering what happened to the feathers in my pillow - apparently Camilla Belle stole them and had them glued into some makeshift dress. That bitch.I had no idea they made green snuggies.I have no words. OK, maybe a few. Why is Lindsay wearing MC Hammer pants made out of curtains and a dead animal as a vest? Now, who on earth would try to cover up a too-short skirt by wearing a foot of tulle around it? Even worse? Matching outfits with your sister.
Um, Justin Bieber, I'm aware that this girl is your biggest fan in the world, but let's not forget that she's THREE. I'm not sure having her straddle your pre-pubescent body is the best move you could be making there. I'm just saying.

No comments: