An Open Letter to Vienna

Dear Vienna, Congratulations - you've officially won the Most Annoying Bachelorette Award. I hate your face and can't stand it when you're on my screen. How can Jake possibly think you're attractive? No offense, but come on. Your personality makes your less-than-pretty face even worse. I'm not really sure what you're doing to trick Jake into keeping you, but hopefully he'll wise up soon. As far as I'm concerned, he's making some horrid decisions. Ali is the only decent one and I'm afraid your presence is going to send her over the edge. Please exit the show immediately. Okthanksbye. Disgusted, Pinky Lovejoy