Hello and welcome to Saturday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
Dear Bradley Cooper (
or, as I call him, my lover BC): Yes, love, it's good to see you this morning, too. But why are you dressed? Get back into bed this instant.
Dear Knox Jolie-Pitt: Could you be any cuter? I don't think so. I wonder what your sister looks like these days. How did you grow so fast? Weren't you just born?
Dear Lindsay: If I were wearing a dress found in my closet in 1982, I'd be covering my face up, too.
Dear Mena Suvari: It's called a brush. Or some conditioner, perhaps? What the hell happened to you? Get yourself to a hairdresser stat.
Dear Jared Leto: While I realize your hair was crazed at Sundance, I'm not sure I'm digging the mohawk at all. Blech.
Dear Bradley Cooper (or, as I call him, my lover BC): Yes, love, it's good to see you this morning, too. But why are you dressed? Get back into bed this instant.
Dear Knox Jolie-Pitt: Could you be any cuter? I don't think so. I wonder what your sister looks like these days. How did you grow so fast? Weren't you just born?
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