Congratulations going out to Jake Pavelka for being the lamest, dorkiest Bachelor ever to grace the show. You had some stiff competition - Cheesy Bob, Undecided Jason, and whichever one chose no one (I don't even care to remember his name) - but you did it. As though the ridiculous things you've been saying all season weren't bad enough, it was the line, "When I said good-bye to you my heart was crying" that sealed your fate. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!? Man, you are the King of the Dorks, aren't you? What a shame to hide such a girly boy in the body of such a yummy man. Waste of some good eye candy, I tell you.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Bachelor FAIL: Jake Pavelka
Congratulations going out to Jake Pavelka for being the lamest, dorkiest Bachelor ever to grace the show. You had some stiff competition - Cheesy Bob, Undecided Jason, and whichever one chose no one (I don't even care to remember his name) - but you did it. As though the ridiculous things you've been saying all season weren't bad enough, it was the line, "When I said good-bye to you my heart was crying" that sealed your fate. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!? Man, you are the King of the Dorks, aren't you? What a shame to hide such a girly boy in the body of such a yummy man. Waste of some good eye candy, I tell you.
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