Question of the Day

If you were ordering a pizza and you had one half of one topping and the other half another topping, wouldn't that be considered ONE topping? Last week I tried to order half pineapple, half olive pizza and the incredibly rude girl on the phone said it was two toppings. I calmly (well, ast least at first) tried to explain to her that, in fact, it was only one topping, since they were each only on one half, but she spit out, "Pineapples, olives, that's TWO toppings." Yes, in case you're wondering, that phone call ended with hanging up on her. No pizza was ordered from her that night. Beast.