Dear Matthew Morrison: Yes, I will marry you. I will have your babies. Thank you for letting me see how fine you're going to look in your tux on our wedding day. In the future, please don't stand in front of rainbows. Why, you ask? Trust me. Just don't. 
Dear Lady Gaga: Wow, you've really outdone yourself this time. A reindeer? Yikes. 
Dear Mickey Rourke: Seriously, how long have you been homeless?
Dear Aretha Franklin: Do you need us to call for help? Your head seems to have been swallowed by a bear.
Dear Brad Pitt: OK, enough already. Why are you trying to look so horrid? SHAVE YOUR FACE. That is all.
Dear Mickey Rourke: Seriously, how long have you been homeless?Dear Aretha Franklin: Do you need us to call for help? Your head seems to have been swallowed by a bear.Dear Brad Pitt: OK, enough already. Why are you trying to look so horrid? SHAVE YOUR FACE. That is all.
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