You Might Be Addicted To Facebook If.....

Wahoo! More Facebook fun (are you excited, or what?) You might be addicted to Facebook if....

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You cyber-stalk people you are secretly in love with (what, I didn't say that...)

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You are married (or in a relationship) on Facebook but not in real life.

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You love the News Feed and use it to cyber-stalk people you're secretly in love with.

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You cry when someone rejects your friend request.

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You look through all the albums which come up on the News Feed

(even people you don't really like).

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You go out for a few hours and then return home to compusively check your News Feed.

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You update your status more than three times a day (I'm looking at you, McH). :)

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When your friends break-up you know about it before they've stopped crying because of the little broken heart which popped up in their News Feed (that you were watching, of course).

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You affectionately refer to Facebook as FB.

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You compulsively have a blog and make mention of FB anytime you can (oh, crap, that sounds familiar).