Dear Flo,
I just wanted to let you know that I hate every single commercial you're in and want to stab out my eyes every time they come onscreen. I hate your stupid face and annoying voice and do not think anything about you is funny. In fact, the only Flo I'm a fan of is the Kiss-My-Grits kind (
she ruled).
I'm sure you've heard of my love for the Free Credit Report.com guy. Well, my endless love for him is the
exact amount I hate you. Please cease to exist.
Un-sincerely,
Pinky Lovejoy
p.s. Progressive is also a load of crap. My insurance is WAY less. So, that makes you a liar, too.
I just wanted to let you know that I hate every single commercial you're in and want to stab out my eyes every time they come onscreen. I hate your stupid face and annoying voice and do not think anything about you is funny. In fact, the only Flo I'm a fan of is the Kiss-My-Grits kind (she ruled).
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