Yesterday I caught Jeff Foxworthy on TV and was reminded of his "You Might Be A Redneck If...." jokes. After seeing some comical entries on Facebook, I thought I'd create my own list. And now, without any further adieu, I present:
You Might Be New To Facebook If....
You have two friends and one of them is your mother.
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You get poked and think someone’s trying to mess with you.
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You post a greeting to someone using your status update (instead of their wall) for the entire world to see.
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You get excited when the biggest nerd on earth that you knew in high school sends you a friend request, because that will increase your number of friends.
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You take every quiz known to man and make a comment about all the results.
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You love sending virtual drinks, virtual smiles, and virtual plants.
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You have no idea what a wall is or why everyone keeps poking you.
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You don’t know the difference between a News Feed and a Profile.
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You don’t realize that updating your relationship status will be broadcast to everyone on earth and that any break-up will illicit a multitude of “I’m sorry” (read: you're a loser) posts on your wall.
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You don’t know why anyone would “like” anything.
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You have no idea that after you join you will become completely and totally obsessed with Facebook.
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