You Know You're Addicted To Facebook When....

Here are the Top Twelve reasons you know you're addicted to Facebook (not that I can relate at all...OK, maybe a *wee* bit):

1) Getting denied a friendship on Facebook is the ultimate rejection.

2) You meet someone new, and the absolute first thing you do is look him or her up on Facebook.

3) You can't imagine what life was like before Facebook.

4) You greet old friends by asking them if they have Facebook.... and then ragging on them if they say they don't.

5) You base the quality of your day on how many wall posts or messages you've received.

6) Facebook stalking is no longer considered sketchy.

7) You take pictures for the sole reason of tagging them on Facebook.

8) Your dreams involve people writing messages on your wall.

9) You get upset when Facebook is temporarily unavailable

10) When something exciting happens you find yourself thinking about how you could use it as your Facebook update of the hour.

11) When someone writes on your wall, you purposely wait a few hours before replying to make it seem like you're not as addicted to Facebook as you really are.

12) You find yourself getting mad at other people for not having a Facebook account. How can you ever be friends?