An Open Letter to the Universe

Dear Universe,

If you find it in your heart, I would very much like to own this camera:

Of course, I would want it in pink (does that really need to be said?), but I love how small it is, how the screen is built right in, and how perfect it would be for my an my obsessive picture taking (plus, have you seen my camera lately? It's a mess. There's a big black blob on the screen - unacceptable). If you could somehow manifest this camera into my life, I would be most grateful.

Thanks so much,

Pinky Lovejoy

p.s. While you're at it, if you could somehow put Randy Travis in my path tomorrow so that we can get a picture together, that'd be GREAT.