Freaky Friday?

What on earth is in the air today? Have people lost their minds? Here are two things heard at work today: 1) Are those your real eyes? Um, no, they're glass. I'm completely blind and yet so skilled you think I can see. What kind of a question is that?!?! 2) Scene: Ladies Restroom Lady 1: How are you? Lady 2: I ate too many apples and have terrible diarrhea And, scene. Um, hi TMI. What the heck? Why would anyone EVER say that? Especially in public. Actually, it reminds me of the time someone at work was recovering from some long illness and a nice, supportive, and kind co-worker sent around a status update to the whole department. In the email, it said, "Aside from his explosive diarrhea, he's doing much better." To this day, anytime I see said guy in the halls, explosive diarrhea is all I can hear in my mind. At least all the entertainment is distracting me from my mind-numbing congestion/allergies. I don't know what it is, but every Friday I'm just so congested I think I might die. I'm fairly certain it's work trying to kill me.