Zicam, We Are Breaking Up

Yesterday I finally caved and went to buy some cough/cold medicine at the store (mental note: stock up on these supplies BEFORE you get sick, or else you'll end up paying any sum of money for cold remedies). Now, in the past I've been a huge proponent of those Zicam sticks that go in your nose. They're miraculous. So, it would make sense that when I saw that Zicam also made a cough syrup, I jumped all over it. Alas, it is awful. They *claim* that you can pour it into ANY drink and it'll be virtually tasteless. THIS IS A BIG, FAT LIE. Thank you, Zicam, for ruining my Diet Pepsi and not making me feel any better. I hate you.