(Online) Dating is for the Birds

Now, as we all know, I really have no business even thinking about dating someone new. Hello, I'm certifiably crazy and still nursing a bit of a broken heart (dramatic? Yes. But, true all the same). And yet, the search for entertainment continues. In the past, I've primarily met people through online dating sites, but I'm sick of that. I need some face-to-face time. It seems to work much better. Of course, I have no idea where one would find some nice, eligible men (can't they just throw them all together in a big vat and we can pick through them?). I'm sure if I just sit home crocheting and watching movies they'll just show up at my door, right? That's how it works, isn't it? Ha! Oh, crap. I just remembered. I have low self-esteem. I can't date anyone anyway until I love myself (why did my mind just mock me when I said that?). Oh well. Back to the drawing board.