Why so disgruntled, Lindsay? Is it because you're wearing some castoff ugly dress from 1974? Yeah, we don't like it either. 
Oh, Renee, you're such a prankster. Yes, you look exactly like a statue. Now go put on some pants (or maybe just a long skirt?). Are you wearing clothes under the mini-trench?
Mariah Carey, you're so foxy. I love when you get all butch like that (excuse me, I just threw up a little in my mouth).
Hey, look everyone! It's Malibu Barbie.
Did Beyonce use some low-flow shower like on Seinfeld? Did her hair dreadlock? Girl, it's terrible. Fix thyself. And close your mouth. You look like Kate Hudson.
Mariah Carey, you're so foxy. I love when you get all butch like that (excuse me, I just threw up a little in my mouth).Hey, look everyone! It's Malibu Barbie.Did Beyonce use some low-flow shower like on Seinfeld? Did her hair dreadlock? Girl, it's terrible. Fix thyself. And close your mouth. You look like Kate Hudson.
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