Thursday, July 2, 2009

Celebrity Wrap Up - Friday Edition

Hello and welcome to Friday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.Anne Hathaway, you're just *so* hard rock I can hardly stand it (and by "can hardly stand it" I mean...I hate you). Hmmph.Where exactly does one find a baby some glasses almost bigger than their head?In case you haven't heard, the oldest (and least attractive - oops, did I say that out loud???) member of the Jonai got engaged yesterday (to a cute girl, actually). He should be stoked to have found love...I'm not surprised he jumped on it when he could. This leaves the middle one wide open for you, Hiba - go get it! :) Why are Tori and Dean trying so hard to look like white trash? A trucker hat, UGG boots, plaid, AND leggings? It makes my head hurt.Oh, Drew, you little minx. All I can see is your bright red mouth. Are there birds living in your hair?

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