What Can I Make Of It?

It's been a weird week so far. It'd be nice to be able to open my horoscope (or a fortune cookie) and have everything magically spelled out for me. That would rule. Instead, I'm just barely trudging through this already excruciating week. Is it Friday yet? Is it over yet? If not, can someone please press the fast forward button and get me through this week? I'm not even recovered from my weekend trek - maybe that's what's wrong. Who knows.