Monday, June 8, 2009

The Muffin Tops Must Be Stopped!

There was an alarming trend while we were people watching/working at the gyro stand the other day. Girls, ladies, and women all over the place were walking around with muffin tops. Yes, I said it: Muffin Tops. THIS MUST BE STOPPED! The thing is, these girls weren't necessarily big girls; however, the muffin top can take even the tiniest of hips and make them super size. Wear your correct size, people. DO NOT make your stomach into a muffin top by wearing too tight of pants. It looks awful. It makes my eyes bleed. It makes you look ridiculous. KNOCK IT OFF. That is all. Thank you for your time.

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