Hello and welcome to Sunday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
When did Michelle Trachtenberg become a vampire?
Katy Perry, I think you're WAY too young to be considered a Pink Lady. Nice try, though.
Hi, my name is Kelly Clarkson and I'm a total bitch. Oh, and this is what I wore to the super short rained out show I performed in Orem when I didn't play an encore. I like cake
(special note: The reference to cake is more of a shout out to Hiba & Heidi than to actual Kelly's size. I could give a crap less if Kelly is big or small - what I care about is if she's nice to her fans and from my own personal experience, she isn't. Still, I love her voice and will continue to listen to her songs because I'm a loyal fan. Also, when we saw her, she was serving cake, so now you can see how clever this comment really is. The end.)
Halle Berry must not watch
Friends, because if she did then she'd realize the perils of wearing black leather pants (from Ross' debacle with the leather pants).
Does AnnaLynne McCord think it's 1985? I'm pretty sure you're not desperately seeking susan, my friend.
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