Hello and welcome to Sunday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
Dear Drew Barrymore: You are NOT invisible. We can SEE you. Seriously, WTF?
Dear Helena Bonham-Carter: When did you become homeless?
Dear Mariah Carey: You forgot to put on your dress. I believe what you're wearing is called a slip with peek-a-boo slits. Nice try, though.
Dear Katy Perry: You might not be aware of this, but you have a large bird on the front of your dress. It's staring right at me and freaking me out.
Dear Drama Queen: Oh, what a beautiful family you have. Wait. What? That isn't your husband? He's your bodyguard? Ooops. My bad. You can see how I'd be confused.
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