Celebrity Wrap Up - Friday Edition

Happy Friday! Welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up."That's right, pumpkin. There's nothing to worry about. The bad little man is nowhere around. Calm down my precious little sweetie. The nightmare is almost over."The good news is that Lindsay is actually wearing pants (!) - of course, they're Daisy Duke shorts, but no matter. She's somewhat clothed! The bad news? I can't decide what's worse - the weird gladiator-type shoes or the fringey vest. At least she's consistently awful, right?Oh, Mariah. Another day, another reason to celebrate turning the big 4-0 with your son, er, husband. It's good to know you're keeping up appearances. And thank you for not making your husband dress up like you. That was getting a *wee* bit old.What exactly is going on with Rihanna's hair? Is it a mohawk? Is it a bad hair day (well, that's just obvious)? Or did she stick her finger in a light socket? Honey, get a hat STAT.Hooray! Thank you, Miley Cyrus, for giving me another reason to use my favorite tagline of the Wrap Up - cha cha cha. :)