An Open Letter to Mother Nature

Dear Mother Nature, Hi. I'd like to direct your attention to the calendar, which clearly shows today being Monday, March 23rd. In case you missed it, the "official" first day of Spring was on Friday, March 20th. Do you know what that means? Spring = sunny days, warm weather, and - this is the most important part - NO SNOW. Perhaps you don't, because when I woke up this morning I was met with a veritable blizzard outside my place. This simply will not do, as I'd like to begin walking in the park again, and walking in snow doesn't really work out so well. If you could possibly get it together and get rid of this icky snow, that'd be great. Thanks for your kind and speedy attention to this matter. Sincerely, Frozen in SLC