Love, Honor, Annoy

I wonder if being my "gay husband" has the same challenges as being my actual husband? I mean, I'm still a pain in the a** and there aren't any of the perks. Michael's only been here half a day and already I want a divorce. Don't get me wrong, I love him like crazy, but I don't know if I'll survive three and a half days with him. He's already all over my butt about something and I fear I won't survive one more conversation about it. He probably wants to wash his hands of me, as well. Wish me luck.