Beware my cautionary tale: When bowling in a league, or around older (read: 100+ years) women, be on the lookout for this alarming sight:
This should never be trusted, as it's full of awful, terrible smells, the likes of which are expelled
from her body everytime she walks by. It was cropdusting at its worst. I thought perhaps she might have pooped her pants; alas, she was just farting as she walked by, thinking the rest of us were somehow missing our ability to smell. No such luck. Darn other team.
On a positive note, the hat I made for Laurie's niece turned out well. I was afraid it might be too small, but it looks like it was right on target. Hooray! Someone asked if I sell my hats - can you imagine? :)
from her body everytime she walks by. It was cropdusting at its worst. I thought perhaps she might have pooped her pants; alas, she was just farting as she walked by, thinking the rest of us were somehow missing our ability to smell. No such luck. Darn other team.
On a positive note, the hat I made for Laurie's niece turned out well. I was afraid it might be too small, but it looks like it was right on target. Hooray! Someone asked if I sell my hats - can you imagine? :)
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