Hello and welcome to Wednesday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
Huh. Well, lookie there. Douchebag Ryan Reynolds was unable to attend the premiere of
Adventureland when it was at Sundance, but now he's popping up at the "real" premiere. Whatever. Still a douchebag. Why is Bill Hader even hanging out with him? Doesn't he know he's a douche?
There's actually nothing wrong with anything Jake or Reese are wearing, but I'd be remiss if I didn't mention the unfortunate placement of the, er, metal statue (OK, ball) positioned on or around Jake's pants. Come on, how could I not mention it?!? It's just too easy.
Did Penelope Cruz somehow break her neck and then decided to use Pedro Almodovar as some sort of makeshift neck brace? First Julia broke her back and now Penelope breaks her neck. Perhaps it has something to do with winning on Academy Award?
My favorite thing about this picture of Selena Gomez (who's apparently the next "it" girl for Disney) is that she's walking around some fancy store with a McDonald's pop in her hand. Now, that's classy.
I love the look on Alec Baldwin's face as he passes this wonky mannequin (which, by the way, is completely creepy in its own right). Was he thinking of leaving her a mean voicemail message perhaps?! :)
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