Hello and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
SJP, I know we've discussed your hair (and lack of brushing) before
(many, many times), but really??!!?!? Are you just trying to mess with me now? I kinda think you're just trying to mess with me. USE THE BRUSH I sent you!!! Do you need directions?
Simon Baker, why are you taking hair advice from SJP? Did Eva do that to your hair? You're a very attractive man - why do you torture me so?
If you look closely at Reese Witherspoon's jacket (is it a jacket? Or is it a dress?) you'll see that she's buried in a sea of ruffles. Bless her heart. She also seems to have forgotten her pants (darn you, Lindsay Lohan!).
Does Jessica Alba shop for her dresses at Pic-n-Save or the dollar store? What else would account for such a horrid dress?
Oh, good. Apparently Matthew Mc Con-a-hottie DOES own a pair of shoes. Good to know - especially since he's carrying that skateboard yet again (is he aware of his age? Just wondering).
No comments:
Post a Comment