Good morning and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
Um, did Sharon Osborne buy her outfit from MC Hammer's castoffs? What happened to her feet? Where did they go? It's like she's a stump.
Oh, McDreamy. You look so hot and tired. Would you like to use my shower? I'd be *more* than happy to help wash your back. :)
Hiba, apparently Kathy Griffin is honing in on your girl, Paris. Even classier? Look at the purse - it's got a picture of Paris on it! First Zac wore Kanye and now Kathy's wearing Paris? What is this world coming to?
While I realize Nicolas Cage is on-set and in costume, I still think he's purposely trying to break my heart.
Is Scarlett Johansson trying to morph into Dita Von Teese? What's with the dark hair, pale skin, and corset dress? Don't get me wrong, it's a pretty dress, but who is that strange girl in there?
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