Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Celebrity Wrap Up, Wednesday Edition

Good morning and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.Please Mom, hold me tight. Don't let that crazy man get a hold of me again. He terrifies me!I realize Erykah Badu's hair is her signature thing, but it's so awful. All I can think about is how badly it must smell. How would one wash such a mop?Teri Hatcher must have extraordinary balance. Otherwise, her enormous head would topple her right over.Shanna Moakler should not be making that face with a piece of gum in her mouth. Is she in Junior High?Um, excuse me, Zac Efron, but that straw hat is not doing much to hide your gay face. At least it's hiding your dirty hair.

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