Saturday, February 7, 2009

Celebrity Wrap Up, Sunday Edition

Hello and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. Did Victoria Beckham (aka Posh Spice) escape from a mental hospital or something? Why is she wearing a strait jacket? Oh, Jennifer Love Hewitt. I'm so sorry your engagement didn't work out, but that's no reason to leave the house in your pajamas. I'm glad Jennifer Hudson finally found a jacket that is a grown-up size, but it's unfortunate she had to rip it off one of the Solid Gold dancers. Holy crap, look at the size of Mary-Kate Olsen's legs....they're the size of toothpicks. At least the rest of her outfit is bulk sized. If bubblegum was an outfit, Christina Milan would be wearing it right now.

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