Good morning and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up (why did I just type in Friday? I'm missing an entire day here).
Gwyneth Paltrow and Jay-Z are such a ridiculous looking couple I kind of wish they were really together. Why is Jay-Z dressed up as Mr. Rogers (or Bill Cosby)?
Was Paula Abdul going for a Grecian Princess type look? Whatever she was going for, she missed the mark by a mile. Is her belt made of metal? It's like She-ra went to the Prom.
Egads. I didn't realize Lisa Rinna had the ability to look any worse than she does with all that Botox and lip filler, but I was wrong. Nice purple eyeshadow and puffy hair. Yikes.
Would somebody please give Mischa Barton a job so that she stops going out in public looking like a homeless person? Is that some sort of hippie hobo look?
Beyonce's necklace appears to be choking her and what is the white eyesore on Sheryl Crow's dress?
What happened to Thursday?! I feel as though I've been cheated out of a day's worth of sharp-tongued trashing of celebrities.
ReplyDelete