Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Celebrity Wrap Up, Thursday Edition

Good morning and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up (why did I just type in Friday? I'm missing an entire day here).Gwyneth Paltrow and Jay-Z are such a ridiculous looking couple I kind of wish they were really together. Why is Jay-Z dressed up as Mr. Rogers (or Bill Cosby)? Was Paula Abdul going for a Grecian Princess type look? Whatever she was going for, she missed the mark by a mile. Is her belt made of metal? It's like She-ra went to the Prom.Egads. I didn't realize Lisa Rinna had the ability to look any worse than she does with all that Botox and lip filler, but I was wrong. Nice purple eyeshadow and puffy hair. Yikes.Would somebody please give Mischa Barton a job so that she stops going out in public looking like a homeless person? Is that some sort of hippie hobo look?Beyonce's necklace appears to be choking her and what is the white eyesore on Sheryl Crow's dress?

1 comment:

  1. What happened to Thursday?! I feel as though I've been cheated out of a day's worth of sharp-tongued trashing of celebrities.

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