Friday, February 6, 2009

Celebrity Wrap Up, Friday Edition

Good morning and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.And so the decline of David Archuleta has begun. Here he is, gayface and all, performing in a parking lot in Florida. Classy.Despite needing a jacket for the frigid New York temperatures, Isla Fisher is as cute as cute can be. Well, except for the necklace that is almost bigger than her head.Now, maybe it's just me, but if I were ever selected to sing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl, I think I'd try to spruce it up a little more. I mean, who wears comfy stretchy pants (most likely purchased at Wal-mart and only worn in the privacy of her own home or on a plane) and an itty bitty jacket? Did she overwash the jacket by mistake and shrink it right before the game?Wow, Hilary Duff, nice dress. Actually, it isn't. In fact, it's terrible. You look like a washed-up lounge act in Vegas. And close your mouth - that angle only exacerbates the horse face.Oh, look. Mariah Carey dressed up her boytoy/husband in a Zebra suit and then stole a long jacket from a flasher. Is she really covered up? The only skin I can see is her knees. I'm in shock.

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