Can I Trim Some Emotions?

I wonder if there's a procedure I can do which removes the amount of silly girl emotions running through my veins? I seem to be a veritable boiling pot of emotions lately and they range from hot to cold in 1.2 seconds. Where is my happy medium? Where is my consistent happy-go-lucky and occasionally snappy demeanor? Why has it been replaced by an overly-sensitive freak of a girl? I can't stand it!