Here are the lessons I've learned today:
1) I must have a problem adding things up because I always miscalculate how much I'm spending at Wal-mart by at least $20. Perhaps they're just jacking me at the check-out?
2) Trying to brake in the snow is the scariest feeling in the world. I hate losing control and just coasting on a wing and a prayer.
3) My computer power cord is possessed (it must be in cahoots with my iPhone).
4) My body is too old to continuously keep falling in the snow. Today I had to fill out an incident for my fall yesterday. Apparently I've messed up my right arm by trying to catch myself in the fall. Idiot!
5) After a neverending marathon (with no apparent end in sight even still) I HATE The Cosby Show with a passion (and, still, it's on in the background). It's the only thing ever on.
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Why Does Walmart Rob Me Blind?
Here are the lessons I've learned today:
1) I must have a problem adding things up because I always miscalculate how much I'm spending at Wal-mart by at least $20. Perhaps they're just jacking me at the check-out?
2) Trying to brake in the snow is the scariest feeling in the world. I hate losing control and just coasting on a wing and a prayer.
3) My computer power cord is possessed (it must be in cahoots with my iPhone).
4) My body is too old to continuously keep falling in the snow. Today I had to fill out an incident for my fall yesterday. Apparently I've messed up my right arm by trying to catch myself in the fall. Idiot!
5) After a neverending marathon (with no apparent end in sight even still) I HATE The Cosby Show with a passion (and, still, it's on in the background). It's the only thing ever on.
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