Friday, January 2, 2009

Celebrity Wrap Up, Saturday Edition

Hello and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.If we could hear inside Katie's mind, we'd hear: "Why is this freak still following me? Security! Take him away!!!"Everyone knows I'm a huge Molly Ringwald fan, so the last thing I'd want to do is say something derogatory about Miss Pretty in Pink. That being said, I've never known a redhead to wear purple before. It's a bold choice. Oh, and congratulations on your pregnancy! Wahoo! :) Charlize Theron, ever the master chameleon, shows us her impersonation of a bag lady. Or, was she trying to give Kate Hudson lessons on how not to wear a hat? My deepest apologies for making your eyes bleed with this ghastly picture of disgusting Star Jones (obviously, I've got no love for her). Did she bedazzle her bikini? Oh, Alanis. While I applaud your recently dropped 20 pounds, was it really necessary to don the Lindsay leggings? I thought you were better than that.

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