What Have I Been Doing?

I just found a really good friend of mine from college (on Facebook, of course). The last time I saw her was when she was a newlywed and hadn't started procreating yet. I didn't really think it'd been so long, but I either I have no sense of time or I really am 100, because she's been married for 14 years and has (wait for it)....SEVEN children. Yep, that's right. SEVEN children. What have I been doing the past 14 years? Um, apparently a whole lot of nothing. Perhaps she'd like to see pictures of the blankets I've made? Yeah, that's comparable. :(