Wow, Paula. Tremendous job on pissing off PETA. Well done. You'll have red paint splattered on that hideous jacket in no time.
What on earth is Cate Blanchett wearing? Is it a shirt? Is it a dress? Is it a bedazzled kitchen appliance? All I know is that it's very shiny and makes her legs look translucent.
Oh, Oprah. This just isn't your style month now, is it? I'm sorry you're disappointed about gaining your weight back and then talking about it incessantly, but is that any reason to wear a turkey feather as a belt? People look up to you, lady. Try to be a good example. 
Well, well, well, look who decided to get out of bed and put her make-up on today. Oops, I spoke too soon. I think that waiter is her secret boyfriend. Look at the way he wants her.
Oh, Oprah. This just isn't your style month now, is it? I'm sorry you're disappointed about gaining your weight back and then talking about it incessantly, but is that any reason to wear a turkey feather as a belt? People look up to you, lady. Try to be a good example. 
Well, well, well, look who decided to get out of bed and put her make-up on today. Oops, I spoke too soon. I think that waiter is her secret boyfriend. Look at the way he wants her.
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