Saturday, December 27, 2008

Celebrity Wrap Up, Sunday Edition

Good morning and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.When I look at this picture of Jay Mohr and his wife, Nikki Cox several things enter my head: 1) What happened to Jay's hair? 2) When did shiny sternum become all the rage? 3) Is that a real person he's standing next to, or just a mound of Botox? 4) Seriously, I think I can see her heart beating in her chest 5) What the hell happened to her face? She used to be attractive (remember, she was on the NBC show Las Vegas).Oh, Lake Bell. Somewhere out there, the Tin Man is naked.Did Scarlett miss her Prom? Or was she just dying to wear an 80's prom dress out of the house one night? Egads.I had no idea that underneath his sexy exterior Robert Downey Jr. is just a middle-aged man waiting for the Early Bird Special. Would somebody please contact the authorities immediately? Someone has taken Kelly Clarkson and mixed her up with Jessica Simpson. We need to get this remedied stat!

2 comments:

  1. Ugh! Nothing screams "fake boobs" like the hole in the middle of Nikki Cox's chest. She looks like a cross between Mary Tyler Moore and one of the "Body World's" exhibits.

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  2. OMG! What the hell happened to Nikki?!? I thought she was one of the most beautiful women on TV, but she's over-killed it with the plastic surgery.

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