Celebrity Wrap Up, Monday Edition

In an effort to be a more productive member of the working force, I'm going to attempt to do most of my blogging from home the night before. Now, that's not to say I won't add a bit or two on breaks, but I'm going to try to do my daily features early. Plus, no one will have to wait in the morning. You know you're excited. :) Dear Jenny McCarthy: I realize you're at the screening of your boyfriend's movie entitled Yes Man, but your hair is a world of NO. Love ya! Mean it.Dear Dita Von Teese: Why do you eschew the sunlight? Are you a vampire? Seriously, your skin is translucent (and not in a good way). Perhaps you should see a doctor. Dear Kate Walsh: I'm sorry your new husband apparently loves show tunes more than you and filed for divorce after a year of unwedded bliss, but is that an excuse to show up wearing every item of clothing available in the thrift store? Pull it together, sweetie.Dear Christina Aguilera: The distracting and way-too-busy pattern of your dress isn't working. I can still see your hideous bangs and hair. Nice try, though.Dear Rumer Willis: I'm sure it's hard to live in the shadow of your gorgeous parents, but showing off your ta-ta's is not the way to go. We can still see your face.