Friday, December 5, 2008

Celebrity Wrap Up, Friday Edition

Good morning and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. Happy Friday! Oh, crap. Terrence Howard has apparently started some terrible dressing-like-a-pimp trend. Mary-Kate Olsen is the latest offender.Somewhere out there The Cat In The Hat is missing his hat.This is Annalynne McCord, the bad girl on the new 90210. Since when is a CAT an acceptable picture prop? I hope it goes psycho and claws out her eyeballs for the silly pose alone.What is wrong with Mariah's legs where she seems unable to walk by herself? She's always being propped up by her new husband. Is that why she really got married? So she'd have a built in pair of human crutches at her beck and call 24/7?Was Jessica Alba trying to look like a Christmas ornament? If so, she nailed it!

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