Cover Story

If Hell ever froze over and I somehow managed to grace the cover of a magazine, I would hope the picture would turn out in some sort of fun, sexy, and artistic way - much like the cover of Jennifer Aniston on The New York Times Magazine. However, with my luck, I'd end up on some lame Parade magazine looking like a distorted wax figure of myself, which, oh, come to think of it, is exactly what Reese Witherspoon looks like. Or does she look like a Barbie doll? I can't tell.