Hello and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
Pink's dress looks like it would be really loud when she moved. It looks like a bunch of crinkly, loud, annoying paper, doesn't it?
Hi, Beyonce. Apparently you're trying to appeal to a new audience: namely, geeks and nerds the world over who love nothing more than futuristic time travel. What's with the robot claw on your hand? I believe your Stargate mission has failed miserably.
Are you there, God? It's me, Suri. H.E.L.P.!!!! Do you think He heard us, Mom? We can only hope.
With the demise of the latest Bachelorette couple, it was only a matter of time before Trista and Ryan (the *only* couple to have actually gotten hitched from the show) began whoring themselves out again. Nice pose with the hand-on-the-new-$$-baby, Trista, you publicity courting minx. Very sly (not).
Elle MacPherson looks so.....bouncy. Yeah, that's it. Bouncy bouncy everywhere.
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