Hello and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
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Pink's dress looks like it would be really loud when she moved. It looks like a bunch of crinkly, loud, annoying paper, doesn't it?
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Hi, Beyonce. Apparently you're trying to appeal to a new audience: namely, geeks and nerds the world over who love nothing more than futuristic time travel. What's with the robot claw on your hand? I believe your Stargate mission has failed miserably.
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Are you there, God? It's me, Suri. H.E.L.P.!!!! Do you think He heard us, Mom? We can only hope.
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With the demise of the latest Bachelorette couple, it was only a matter of time before Trista and Ryan (the *only* couple to have actually gotten hitched from the show) began whoring themselves out again. Nice pose with the hand-on-the-new-$$-baby, Trista, you publicity courting minx. Very sly (not).
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Elle MacPherson looks so.....bouncy. Yeah, that's it. Bouncy bouncy everywhere.
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