PHASE ONE: You are listening to jazz -- Your first day at work is great. Your co-workers are wonderful, your cubicle is cute, and your boss is the best!
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PHASE TWO: You are listening to pop music -- After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going anymore.
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PHASE THREE: You are listening to heavy metal -- This is what you feel like at month end.
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PHASE FOUR: You are listening to hip hop -- You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your co-workers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are closing in. You have started thinking 'WHATEVER' about your boss.
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PHASE FIVE: You are listening to GANGSTA RAP -- After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.
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PHASE SIX: You are listening to the voices in your head -- You have build a makeshift door on your cubicle to keep people out; You have a dartboard with your bosses picture on it in your cube; You wonder why you are even here in the first place.
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