I'm Not Obsessed - I'm Not, I'm Not, I'm Not

To illuminate how freaking stupid I was in my youth (because *obviously* I'm making such better choices now as an adult in terms of my love life *cough cough*), I found two of my ex-boyfriends online (OK, fine, on Facebook) who I drove away because they liked me too much. I know, I know, it was 20 years ago, but sometimes it takes me awhile to get over things (understatement of the year). What a freaking idiot. Seriously. Look how cute and adorable they are now - you can just imagine them when we were younger. I actually recently found a letter one of them wrote to me back then - I should scan it in because you'll die. He ended it by saying, "I love you almost as much as I worship you. P.S. Are we still engaged?" How cute is that? Of course, at the time I found it incredibly annoying, as I've always hated people liking me, but looking back, I could have been married for 20 years and had six kids by now. Hmmmph. Yes, you're right - no use crying over spilled milk (or tossed away cuties), but I just wanted you to feel my pain.