Celebrity Wrap Up, Friday Edition

Good morning and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. Happy Friday! TGIF! :)Three blokes walk into a bar: a skeevy skeeve, a clown, and a golfer....I can't decide which is more frightening: Carrot Top (was he spawned by Ronald McDonald and Hulk Hogan?) or the wax figure of Carrie Underwood. I've said it before and I'll say it again - wax figures are terrifying!What do you think? Was the pattern of this dress based on a peacock or a kaleidoscope? Oh, and p.s. let's ease off the peroxide, sweetie.Um, hi, SJP. What's with the granny tights? Were you aware they're bunching around the knees? NOT hot. And I thought we discussed buying a brush. Your son's hair is still a hornet's nest. Do we really need to have another talk about this?Is it wrong that I'm deriving intense pleasure from a picture of Elizabeth Hurley taken at the wrong angle? And is her son dressed up as a gay snake charmer? I'm just saying.