Breaking News: WTF?!?

OK, I'm not sure exactly what was going on with the political world tonight, but the lower ribbon on the TV was certainly flashing some odd sayings. I'm sitting in the bar, bored out of my mind, actually watching CNN or some news related show (who knew?), when I started seeing things like:

"Palin misused her authority"

"Obama is not an Arab"

"McCain sticks up for Obama"

All I kept thinking was, "Am I living in crazy town? What on earth just happened?" And then it hit me: This isn't a new emotion. Even a non-political person like myself can appreciate that everything is a mess. The world seems to be going to Hell in a handbasket. Yikes.