After spending a good part of the last few days fighting with stupid boys (one in particular), I'm about ready to give up on men permanently. Seriously, I don't need this hassle. Perhaps I should just invest in a few more fish, or a dog (must. stop. laughing. at. thought. of. me. with. dog.), or maybe just a chia pet? All I know is that this is too much drama and annoyance for one person to have. I'm sick of it! Where is my happily-ever-after? Where is my boring, hum-drum life? Why has my drama-level not decreased in the slightest? When I was little and planning what would happen when I grew up, none of this was on the agenda. Being a divorced, barren, bitter, spinster was not what I had in mind for my life. If this was a "Choose Your Own Adventure" story, I'd go back to the beginning and start over. How do I start this adventure over? Any suggestions?
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Where or Where has my Prince Charming Gone?
After spending a good part of the last few days fighting with stupid boys (one in particular), I'm about ready to give up on men permanently. Seriously, I don't need this hassle. Perhaps I should just invest in a few more fish, or a dog (must. stop. laughing. at. thought. of. me. with. dog.), or maybe just a chia pet? All I know is that this is too much drama and annoyance for one person to have. I'm sick of it! Where is my happily-ever-after? Where is my boring, hum-drum life? Why has my drama-level not decreased in the slightest? When I was little and planning what would happen when I grew up, none of this was on the agenda. Being a divorced, barren, bitter, spinster was not what I had in mind for my life. If this was a "Choose Your Own Adventure" story, I'd go back to the beginning and start over. How do I start this adventure over? Any suggestions?
I gave up on dating and my life has been a lot easier since.
ReplyDeleteSeriously though, sometimes a break from the dating life does a girl good. Think of it as a vacation from men.