I'm Totally Going to Start Doing This

Perhaps I should also show up prepared to talk about my neverending migraines, ex-boyfriends that never go away, lovely nosebleeds, the pink obsession, the flamingo thing, my Hello Kitty love, Sundance and all the celeb pics, my inability to be away from Facebook (or my iPhone for that matter) for longer than five seconds, and how I might appear to be in my 30's and completely rational, but in reality I'd prefer crocheting to almost anything else and am really 100 years old inside. Too much information right off the bat? Oh wait, I'm on a Man Vacation anyway, right? What do I care? I totally forgot. My bad.